loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

(via 90daysofautumn)

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

image

(via flaabeeohh)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via ixcot)

disvalue:

girls who like being choked during sex are neato

(via unballestjess)

bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

(via elviinuhsubzz)

"And I would hide my face in you and you would hide your face in me, and nobody would ever see us any more."

Franz Kafka (via larmoyante)

(via cicatriix)

itsnearnear:

deathonabitch:

every girl deserves someone as nice as drake. also someone who looks exactly like drake and makes as much money as him

Every girl needs drake

(Source: openthacasket, via kissmycouturee)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via kissmycouturee)

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

(via elviinuhsubzz)