rougecocoa:

if you are mean to me i hope you know that one day i will be sitting on a porch in my chanel suit wearing my chanel pumps and my chanel lipstick and my chanel shades and i will sip my cocktail and wordlessly order your murder and you wonโ€™t even know it was me until the last moment when you can faintly smell my chanel no. 5

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"Make me wet. Make me moan. Make me yours."

Michael Faudetย  ย  (via lovequotesrus)

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so iโ€™ve gotten into the habit of saying โ€œwhen i was your age..โ€ and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

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